10 things you can buy, instead of an ‘expensive guitar’

An ‘expensive guitar‘ will take a big bite out your wallet. So that got us at TTK thinking: What else could you get with those benjamins? Here’s our list of…

10 things you can buy besides an expensive guitar.

10. Buy 11 Squire Stratocasters and revel in the fact that more is not necessarily better.

9.   With gas prices being the way they are, fill ‘er up twice and go buy a slushie.

8.   Buy a B.C. Rich, a Randall Head and half-stack and still have enough cash left over for a few beers at the gig.

7.   If you were checking out an expensive guitar, buy a European vacation for you and your family instead!

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6.   End world hunger

5.   Buy every album by every band that endorses that expensive guitar, rent out a bar, and play DJ until 4 a.m.

4.   Buy an American Strat, play Jimi Hendrix, and burn the sucker during your Voodoo Chile solo. And do it again the next night.

3.   Buy your singer a new PA because he’s still too lazy and broke to go out and buy his own.

2.   Pay for that divorce attorney when your wife gets wind of how much you were about to spend on a guitar.

1.   Borrow your buddy’s expensive guitar, that he never plays anyway, and blow all of your money in Las Vegas.

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